Happy New Year!!!!

Howdy!
How are my readers????

I got what I wanted for Christmas!!
An XBOX 360 Elite!!!!
Like my Sister said, it is both of ours!!!
But I call it mine because I asked for
it!!

I hope ya'll have a Happy New Year!!!

Jordan Whitman.

Rust Chevy! Play in two days... I got a reply from the White House!

How are my readers today???

I am doing great!!!

I have a song for ya'll Chevy lovers!!!



Rusty Chevrolet

-- Funny Christmas Carols --

(To The Tune "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.Down the road I go, sliding all the way.I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

Chorus

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.

Chorus

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!

Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!

Chorus

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!


How is that???

I am nervous about the play,
it's in two days!!! I know my lines,
but I mess up every time I do my lines!!!
So that stinks, but it will be okay!

I wrote the President about two months ago,
I ( finaly) no rush!!! got a reply!
I got a bunch of stuff about the President.
And some pics of the President,
and The First Lady.
And their Dogs!!!
BARNEY BUSH is one of their dogs.
MISS. BEAZLEY BUSH is the other dog.
The cats name is.... INDIA WILLIE BUSH.
So that was COOL!!!!!!

I will write back soon!!

Hope you like the song!!

Jordan Whitman

Hay! Me Agian!

How are my great readers today???
I am doing great!!!!

I have a few Quotes!!! to help you in times of need!!!

1. A man without patience
is a lamp with out oil.

2. Laziness is nothing more than
resting before you get tired.

3. Trust in God and do something.

4. A coward meets his fate
in his own hideout.

5. My life is in the hands of
any fool who makes me lose my temper.

6. A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.

7. If you risk nothing,
then you risk everything.

8. To err is human; to admit it,
is superhuman.

9. Politicians are like ships:
noisiest when lost in a fog.

10. In war there are no unwounded
soldiers.


These are some Quotes I found in a book I have!!!
And you will never believe, what the title of the book is!!!!!
Quotes!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Not really funny)

Well I will wright back soon!!!
Tell me what you think of the Quotes

Jordan Whitman