How are my readers today???
I am doing great!!!
I have a song for ya'll Chevy lovers!!!
Rusty Chevrolet
-- Funny Christmas Carols --
(To The Tune "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.Down the road I go, sliding all the way.I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.Oh, what fun it is to drive this rus-ty Chev-ro-let!
How is that???
I am nervous about the play,
it's in two days!!! I know my lines,
but I mess up every time I do my lines!!!
So that stinks, but it will be okay!
I wrote the President about two months ago,
I ( finaly) no rush!!! got a reply!
I got a bunch of stuff about the President.
And some pics of the President,
and The First Lady.
And their Dogs!!!
BARNEY BUSH is one of their dogs.
MISS. BEAZLEY BUSH is the other dog.
The cats name is.... INDIA WILLIE BUSH.
So that was COOL!!!!!!
I will write back soon!!
Hope you like the song!!
Jordan Whitman
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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3 comments:
I heard that song before...soo funny. It reminds me of my dad(except he HATE chevys...) I wanted to write the president but I think that im too late... i'll probably get a reply from the wrong one if I sent it now.
I like that song! hehehe! And that is so cool about your reply from the president! Bring the pix tonight so I can see 'em! (please!)
TTYL!
i would rather drive that chevy, then a ford that won't start! haha
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